The Bewildered Knight

The Bewildered Knight always had with them a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought it was awe-inspring. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.
The Bewildered Knight always had with them a melon that they would often annihilate It should be a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to choose.
The Bewildered Knight craved for a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to select.
The Bewildered Knight searched for a CD player that they sometimes worship. It is a weird thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A CD player having that done to it
The Bewildered Knight desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.
The Bewildered Knight desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.
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