des-the-dog (49)in #bird • 1 hour agosteemCreated with Sketch. Red BirdRed Bird needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. It might have been a funny idea, to many, but not to…des-the-dog (49)in #scammer • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch. Crypting ScammerCrypting Scammer desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a…des-the-dog (49)in #servant • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded ServantRetarded Servant found a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life…des-the-dog (49)in #geek • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Energetic GeekEnergetic Geek desperately desired a sword that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my…des-the-dog (49)in #scammer • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Adventurous ScammerAdventurous Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly…des-the-dog (49)in #woodpecker • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful WoodpeckerCareful Woodpecker desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often worship. It is a weird and wonderful…des-the-dog (49)in #nerd • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary NerdWeary Nerd wanted a radiator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing…des-the-dog (49)in #builder • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Blue BuilderBlue Builder always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It should be a somewhat…des-the-dog (49)in #monster • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable MonsterAdorable Monster desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have…des-the-dog (49)in #lunatic • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Tired LunaticTired Lunatic desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a…des-the-dog (49)in #lunatic • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Crazy LunaticCrazy Lunatic owned a can of Tango that they would share. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my…des-the-dog (49)in #gremlin • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Green GremlinGreen Gremlin owned a melon that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a strange proposal, to you, but…des-the-dog (49)in #santa • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Talented SantaTalented Santa always carried a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new…des-the-dog (49)in #nerd • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Little NerdLittle Nerd desired a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange operation, to my children…des-the-dog (49)in #monkey • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring MonkeyBoring Monkey looked for a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not…des-the-dog (49)in #queen • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Famous QueenFamous Queen desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to…des-the-dog (49)in #snake • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled SnakeTroubled Snake always carried a hat that they sometimes embrace. It is a new approach to life, to me and my children…des-the-dog (49)in #viper • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly ViperUgly Viper searched for a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to…des-the-dog (49)in #dog • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Eccentric DogEccentric Dog wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly strange…des-the-dog (49)in #hedgehog • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Angry HedgehogAngry Hedgehog always kept a dildo that they would smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion…
